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30 Wives Who Got Revenge on Their Cheating Husbands In the Most Genius Ways

Mariia Kobzieva
May 13, 2024
08:40 A.M.

From secretive rendezvous to hidden double lives - this collection reveals the shocking betrayals uncovered by wives. Each story showcases their cunning retribution, turning devastating revelations into bold acts of justice.

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Welcome to "30 Wives Who Got Revenge on Their Cheating Husbands In the Most Genius Ways."

Dive into this breathtaking collection of true tales, as recounted by the ingenious wives themselves on social media, personal blogs, and various online forums. Each story unveils unexpected methods these women employed to deal with betrayal in their marriages.

From subtle acts of retribution to elaborate schemes - these stories range from humorous to strategic. Discover the creativity of these women!

Comments have been edited for clarity and grammar.

1. The Cheater Got a Stinky Revenge

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u/katieslim: My husband cheated on me from time to time, so I saved some money and decided to divorce. He behaved like a complete pig and gave me just three days to pack my things. On the last day, I cooked some seafood and opened a bottle of wine to relax after the long packing. That's when I came up with a plan for a stinky revenge for my "beloved."

So after dinner, I gathered the seafood leftovers and began to distribute them into the furniture lining, even unscrewing the legs of tables and chairs to hide pieces of mussels there, which would start to smell unbearably after a few days. I didn't have to wait long.

About a week or two later, his girlfriend threw a fit about selling the house, so Realtor Sam offered me the home at a meager price, and I agreed. That day, I arrived early to enjoy watching all the stinky things my ex-miser was taking with him because he couldn't figure out that the problem was in them, not the house.

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2. I Invited My Husband's Lover to Our Anniversary

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u/lily15: Recently, I found my husband Swan's messages and realized that he had been cheating on me for a long time, even pretending to be a bachelor. I invited his lover to our anniversary, having arranged with her to seek revenge.

At the party, the lover arrived with a pregnancy test and an ultrasound scan from her older sister. You should have seen Swan's face—he had a panic attack, and his stomach twisted.

"SWAN, STOP BEING A CHILD, GET OFF THE TOILET AND GIVE ME MONEY FOR THE ABORTION!" the lover yelled. When Swan exited the bathroom, he had to pay a hefty sum for her silence. But during the divorce, I sued him for every penny.

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3. Arranged an "Unforgettable Picnic" for the Cheater and His Mistress

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u/kissedbymoon: I found out that my husband planned to spend the weekend with his young mistress camping by the lake instead of on a business trip. Morti is very jealous, so I quickly thought of a way to get revenge.

I asked my single colleague Tom for help, and at night, we set up our tent next to Morti and his mistress's tent. It should be noted that that night, Tom and I soundly slept with earplugs, setting a loop of our moaning sounds playing on a speaker.

In the morning, I was making coffee while the muscular and handsome Tom was chilling nearby when Morti and his mistress emerged from their tent. Both were shocked, but the mistress's eyes were bulging at Tom, "DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

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"CAME TO SEE YOUR COLLEGE FRIEND!" We drove home three in two cars.

4. A Cheater's Endless Journey Home

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u/kittycat11: We were at a friend's wedding outside the city. I was looking for my husband for over an hour and finally caught him with the bridesmaid in the garage. "What a scoundrel you are, Sammy," I thought as I pulled out my Polaroid. "Here's a souvenir for you, cheater!" - I snapped them in an indecent pose. They were too busy to notice me.

On the way home, I chose a deserted road with potholes, mosquitoes, and a burning sun. "Time for revenge, darling," I smiled to myself. Stopping on the roadside for the cheater to do his business in the bushes, I sped home with his phone, leaving him a photo with his mistress, labeled with lipstick as "A**HOLE."

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5. I Ordered a "Special" Woman for My Сheating Husband

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u/doublesugar987: Recently, I ended my marriage with my ex because he was on dating sites and even slept with other women. I craved revenge! Creating a profile on one of the sites where my husband was active and knowing his preferences, I quickly started flirting with him as BLONDE 69.

We quickly arranged a "one-night date." However, instead of me, a busty blonde awaited him at the hotel, whom I had specially ordered for him. I earnestly asked her not to reveal her transgender secret until they had a good time together.

6. I Left Something "Special" for the Traitor

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u/manegeroflove: Collin betrayed me last Friday and destroyed my trust in him. I keep thinking about how to get revenge, but my jealousy won't let me leave him alone for a second.

Yesterday, Collin was heading to the tattoo parlor. Naturally, I didn't believe him, thinking he would see that woman again. So I asked to go with him to watch him get a tattoo. He agreed.

I sat for five hours in that salon, but it was worth it. "So, what do you think?" Collin turned his back to me. "JUST WHAT A CHEATER NEEDS!" I responded.

Collin hasn't yet seen that his back proudly displays the words "I AM A REAL CHEATER." The tattoo artist turned out to be my childhood friend, and I asked him for a tiny, tiny favor to give the revenge my husband received.

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7. My Ex Flashed His Ass When I Caught Him Cheating

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u/prettylili: I tracked down Collin and his mistress for a long time to get revenge. They had a date in an open-air cinema, and I was ready to act.

It was a hot summer evening, and they were too drunk and preoccupied with each other to notice me sneaking up to the car. The window was open, so I dumped a box of cockroaches from the local pet store through the window. The mistress started screaming within a minute and jumped out of the car. Collin jumped out after me. His bare bottom was up as usual, and his face twisted when he saw me.

It took me a few seconds to jump into the driver's seat and drive away. In the rearview mirror, there was a picture worthy of attention. Collin was taking his friend's shirt to cover himself, and she was punching him in the back - people were getting out of their cars to watch.

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8. I Realized That My Husband Was Cheating on Me and Took Genious Revenge on Him

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u/beyondyou: I accidentally found C@NDOMS in my husband's car! I panicked because we hadn't used contraceptives during sex for a long time. After all, we want a third child. So there is only one conclusion - a mistress appeared in it.

I decided to repay this scumbag! I took a needle and made several holes in all the preserves in the pack. Of course, I filed for divorce shortly, but you have no idea what happened later.

My mother called me a month late and said, "We have a disaster! Your younger sister is pregnant and wants to confess who the father is from!" My sister is a BITCH!

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9. My Husband Cheated On Me, So I Turned His Holiday Into a Real Shame

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u/marychristmas33: Jacob decided to play a dangerous game with me - cheating right in our bedroom, in front of my nose. I didn't have enough evidence for a lawsuit allowing me to take every cent from my husband. So I waited for the right moment.

I gathered his whole family to make a surprise on his B-day. We quietly parked the cars a block from the house and tied balls and gifts. All the guests tiptoed into the house, which I quietly opened from the black entrance, and entered the bedroom.

We opened the door with shouts of "Surprise!". The surprise was successful for Jacob, the guests, and even... for me! I expected to see his mistress there, but I could not think she would be my sister! Jacob froze in an obscene pose, and I saw that face again at the divorce proceedings, where I took away his house and all our savings.

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10. Mistress panties came in handy

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u/candyeater18w: One morning, when I decided to surprise my husband Ron by taking his things from the laundry, I came across a pair of women's panties that definitely did not belong to me. I checked Ron's phone, which confirmed my suspicions: he was in a relationship with a co-worker.

In the evening, Ron had an exhibition of his exhibits for a close circle of people, at which I arranged a surprise for him, hanging the panties in plain view as one of the exhibits, "THE PANTIES OF THE WORST MISTRESS IN THE WORLD." Mistress was also at the exhibition because I invited her on behalf of Ron.

In a rage, she grabbed her panties and thrashed my now ex-husband with them in front of everyone. I took a video of that circus and put it on the mailing list of his contacts.

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11. I Took Revenge on My Husband for His Betrayal Right at the Bachelor Party

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u/outofglory: My husband, Sead, was going to a bachelor party. I knew that my friends would order a stripper for that party. I wanted to test my husband's fidelity. I waited outside the hotel where the stripper was supposed to come. I paid her twice to agree to give me her outfit and let me perform instead of her.

I danced on my husband. He didn't even understand anything, but he began touching my t1ts. He slapped my butt. And then he said, "DON'T YA WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN ALONE?" and showed me a c*ndom.

"I want to drink some more. Can you have fun with Arnold for now?” he asked, pointing at his friend. "NO PROBLEM," I said. I slept with Arnold and then took off the mask.

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12. I Shamed My Husband Right at His Work

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u/user5g46: Sarah was married to Tom, a dog show judge. When she found out about his betrayal, she decided to teach a lesson. Tom was invited as a judge to a prestigious dog agility competition held in a large park.

Sarah knew this would be the perfect moment for her revenge. On the eve of the competition, she carefully mixed concentrated animal pheromones into his favorite perfume. Tom applied a generous amount of "perfume" to himself.

When the dogs were released - instead of obeying the owners' commands, the dogs immediately began to pay attention to Tom. At first, they sniffed him, but then they began to take a more active interest, surrounding him from all sides and showing sexual intent.

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Blushing with shame, Tom tried to push the animals away, but their persistence only increased. Other contestants and spectators couldn't help but laugh as they captured the chaos on video, which quickly went viral on the Internet.

13. After My Husband's Betrayal, I Gave Him an "Unforgettable" Christmas

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u/no1problemgirl: My now ex-husband, Chris, was unemployed for a long time at home while I took care of the two of us. I did all this for both of us because I believed that my husband would soon find a job. But this guy started disappearing suspiciously the other day "at interviews," so I followed him and caught him with the woman he was spending MY money on!

The reaction was immediate - divorce. But this traitor managed to condemn half of the house and invite his son to celebrate Christmas in our home! My patience ran out, but I stayed to "congratulate."

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My second job is picking up dead animals on the roadside. Christmas Day was quite fruitful - I found a dead skunk, two cats, four lizards, an opossum, and a dozen more dead animals that started to smell good. All the "gifts" were wrapped similarly and spread out all over the house.

I told Chris that one of the gifts contained his cash savings (the illegal income he hid from me) for the past 5 years, so he was forced to find and open each gift. Of course, he never found the savings, because I spent them on a lawyer and foreclosed on the house.

14. I Made the Traitor the Laughingstock of the Whole City

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u/woow1me: I found a photo in my husband's phone from a sports club with girls - in the toilet, in the shower, right in the locker room. Every month, he found a new chick in the gym and took a photo of her as a keepsake.

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I decided that it was necessary to put an end to his entertainment. I collected part of my savings, enlisted the support of my friends, and gave the faithful a gift that he will never forget.

I left my advertisement under the guise of a social one - at the entrance to the gym, with the text: "SAY NO TO VENEREAL DIS! DON'T REPEAT MY MISTAKES! USE C@NDOMS".

I also added his photo and phone number. This is how the man became "popular" for the month I paid for the billboards. He is unlikely to go out into public places soon.

15. To Take Revenge on My Husband, I Made Friends With His Mistress

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u/rollercoaster4u: My husband, Stan, turned out to be a baby. I found his correspondence with his lover - a new secretary and decided to meet her. Kelly turned out to be a cool woman who Stan had fed a lot of lies. She had no idea that my husband had a family. I suggested to Kelly not to despair but to teach Stan together.

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So Kelly talked Stan into having fun right in the boss's office while I waited for my exit. Kelly fired Stan up until he passed out, then strapped him to the chef's desk with sex shop handcuffs.

While Kelly was getting dressed, I was already taking a picture of Stan naked and sending it to the boss. Meanwhile, Kelly and I went to a restaurant to celebrate the beginning of a new life without a cheater.

16. I Gave the Traitor the Most Disgusting Marathon

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u/not4you94: One day, I caught my Thomas cheating. My revenge was just around the corner. Vin had just signed up for a 5 km charity marathon from work, so it was an excellent opportunity to train him there.

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On the day of the race - I changed the route signs for that idiot. From the very beginning, he started running in the wrong direction. I kept Thomas' phone with me, and the route passed along the city garbage dump, which smelled for miles. The road patrol found Thomas in mud and tears and brought him home, where I handed him the divorce papers.

17. My Husband and His Mistress Were Frolicking in the Mud while I was Drinking Prosecco

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u/on2myway: My husband, Quentin, had been acting very strange, so I'd been watching him for the evening. He had dinner with some sexy blonde and then gave her a gorgeous pendant! Quentin is a REAL MISER! BUT JEWELRY? WHY?! My patience broke, and I decided to teach both!

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So when they left the restaurant, I ripped the pendant off the mistress's neck, then threw it down the drain. Knowing that miser, I was ready to watch the show! I ordered a bottle of prosecco in the opposite restaurant, watching the drama around the sewers from the second floor.

Quentin climbed in there, dug in the sewage and mud, and that "chicken" ran around. "It's a pity" that they didn't know that I HAD KEPT THE PENDANT in my pocket. I threw a chain of CHEAP JEWELRY into the SEWER, which my husband could only splurge on for three years of marriage.

18. My Ex-Husband Cheated and Demanded Money but He Didn't Know What I Was Capable Of

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u/2sweet: My ex is the embodiment of any woman's worst nightmare. He first cheated on me, and then he also started demanding money back for his gifts. I scooped up all that junk and dumped it under his apartment door.

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He also mentioned the loan for the garage, which Martin needed, but we both got in. In short, Martin demanded $2,000 to pay it all together. I know, with this money, he was actually going to buy a gift for his mistress. I promised I would return everything to a cent.

And I wasn't kidding. When my ex once again texted me asking where his money was, I replied that it was in the account I created for him. There is one small "but". Only 1 CENT can be withdrawn from the account every month. So the man will take his money for about 17 YEARS!!

19. I Made My Husband Cry after His Betrayal

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u/revengegirl247: My ex-husband Carter cheated on my sister. So, I created a special gift for Carter and my baby sister. We gathered for Thanksgiving dinner as a large family, where we stayed the night before.

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At the dinner, when it was my turn to express gratitude, I thanked that today everyone could see with whom to spend the sister's night. I knew Carter would go to his mistress as soon as I fell asleep.

Therefore, I added a laxative to the jug of water in her bedroom, which should take effect 10-12 hours after the reception (the bet was that both of them would drink water after hot entertainment).

IT WAS THAT TIME! You would have seen how the sister and Carter faced each other while fighting for the toilet. Carter lost and cried under the bathroom in his dirty pants.

20. The Traitor Had to Eat "Special" Eclairs from My Mom

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u/stop4coffee: I decided to repay my husband for his betrayal together with my mom in a very original way. We prepared some eclairs, which looked delicious. However, some intended for Steve contained an internal "surprise" - a special cream.

At a family party, everyone enthusiastically tasted eclairs. Steve also had to eat them - he was terrified of my mother. Each piece was given to him more and more difficult. His face looked disgusting - of course! His portion consisted of wasabi, chili, and onions from my mother's garden =)

Finally, it was time to dance. Steve glanced at the toilet but could not refuse my mother again. So, he danced with her three songs in a row. He couldn't stand the final part and ran towards the bathroom. All the guests were laughing cause they knew the story from the beginning.

21. The Sounds of My husband's Betrayal Spread Throughout His Office

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u/sunnybunny1t: I saw my own husband with a secretary in a restaurant, decided to follow them, and caught the "believer" cheating. The next day, he had a big presentation, which he had prepared for about six months. All important investors gathered there.

My John took the microphone and was about to start his presentation when suddenly MOANS and EXCLAMATIONS echoed throughout the room.

Having caught my husband cheating, I did not rush to make a scandal but patiently recorded the moans of my husband and his mistress. I chose a fragment where not only groans were heard but also exclamations of the mistress and prepared a recording for presentation to my "beloved" husband.

What happened next exceeded even my expectations. It turned out that the voice on the ringtone belonged to the WIFE OF ONE OF THE INVESTORS. Recognizing the voice of his own wife in passion, the investor immediately understood what was happening. The meeting ended with my ex's broken nose and the spectacular failure of his career.

22. I made a special delivery to my husband and his mistress

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u/strong4it: In our family, I am a breadwinner. And it is OK for me, but I found out that my husband Mace cheats on me every time I go on a business trip. So I decided to get even with him - I came to the call as a pizza delivery guy.

I handed the pizza box to my husband. "Such a light box!" Mace was embarrassed. As he opened the box, I took off my helmet to see his wild eyes. "BON APPETIT!" - I grabbed the key from the shelf and ran out the door.

"O GOD! WHAT IS THIS?! PHEEEW!” - I heard behind the door while I quickly locked it. I gave the cheater a pack of stinky bugs, from which his mistress will be washing his apartment for a long time.

23. My Flight Was Canceled and I Returned Home Amid a "Spicy" Scene

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u/lovenotlove: My flight was canceled, and I had to return home the same day. I found girly things on the bed, and laughter was heard from the bathroom. Is my husband Stanley not alone? It could not be! I opened the door to the bathroom, and he was in there making out with that bitch - my friend Sue!

My reaction was instantaneous - I closed the two of them in there, and while they were huddled near the door, I had time to come up with a plan. I opened the door again and calmly said, “I CONFESS...I WANT YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW!!! So now you have to let me do whatever I want with you, or everyone will know!”

I beckoned them into the bedroom and handcuffed them there. Then I picked up the phone and texted Sue's husband, saying, "COME IMMEDIATELY!" It should be added that her husband is a professional boxer who has already served time in prison.

24. My Husband Public Insulted Me, and Two Days Later He Crawled Back on His Knees

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u/marooongrass: I caught my husband Kirston with his mistress at the airport. To all my questions, he just started rudely insulting and humiliating me right in front of that bitch!

I said that I forgave him and went home myself, concealing a revenge plan. Two days later, Kirsten ran to me with a red face and started yelling, "Stop it! How dare you!" He was holding a promotional brochure with his not-so-best photo on it.

"IMPOTENCE IS NOT A JUDGMENT? VIA GRA - WAY OUT?! - it was written there. “It's plastered ALL OVER THE STREET!!” - Kirston continued to cry. "Oh, you haven't been to the office yet," I answered.

25. I Spoiled My Husband's Date With His Mistress

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u/poeticus: One day I was relaxing in a restaurant with a friend, until suddenly I saw MY husband and his secretary at the next table! HIS HANDS were on HER HIPS. My friend suggested that I not make a scene but take revenge.

I called the waiter, “This is my husband and his mistress. Please bring them sparkling wine at my expense." I whispered the following phrase into the waiter's ear.

When the waiter beautifully uncorked the bottle and told a toast to drink to the bottom for a beautiful couple - these idiots began to take large sips. A minute later, the man and his mistress were coughing and blushing. "WATER! WHAT THE…!” - screamed my husband. His mistress was holding her throat, and saliva was dripping from her mouth.

I did not think that pepper oil would make such a noise. I defiantly left the restaurant, wishing the traitor a good evening.

26. I Found Out About the Betrayal at My Own Wedding and Instantly Took Revenge

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u/muse1nlife: I was over the moon with happiness as I stood under the altar with my fiancé. But when I was finishing my oath, five girls in wedding dresses burst into the hall. Each of them was holding a large bag in her hands.

"Traitor! You promised us to get married and ran away!" They opened their bags, and I saw balls filled with something. Then one of them shouted: "These are the only b@lls U's ever had!" they all started throwing these balls at my fiancé. I felt a pungent stench and realized that inside these balls - sh1t. My fiance was standing there covered in sh1t. What did I do? I joined the girls.

27. I Took Revenge on My Husband in Front of His Mistress

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u/soil4ocean: Recently, my husband Ollie often began to take the initiative to solve school issues with the children. He visited school almost every day. One day, I saw a picture of my daughter Casey, where the family was signed - Dad, Casey and ... some Kitty!

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This goat took a mistress - a teacher of junior classes, whom the children called Kitty. My rage knew no bounds! In the morning, my husband took the children to school, and I put a blindfold and a note in his pocket: "I'm waiting for you in the classroom after lessons, NAKED. Close the door from the inside. I HAVE KEY. Kitty."

He had a big surprise - when Kitty opened the classroom door and invited the parents to join me in the meeting. Ollie was sitting on the desk, naked and blindfolded. "Kitty, be rude to me!" Ollie smiled contentedly while his parents looked at his naked charms.

28. I Had a Deal with a Doctor to Take Revenge on the Traitor

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u/whynot29y: Recently, I caught my man in bed with his mistress. So banal and so despicable. I went to my friend, who, by the way, is the chief doctor. I burst into tears. So I told her my story. She offered to play a game on my husband - tell him about some kind of disease, which only women suffer from, and men are carriers.

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My Jerry is very weak on such topics and will definitely cause panic, so a series of unpleasant analyses and monetary costs will await them. Having obtained a certificate from a friend, I told him everything.

I made sure that he was recommended to undergo a colonoscopy - a friend arranged everything in her hospital. Moreover, Jerry had a contraindication to anesthesia, so he would never forget the procedure for the rest of his life. His bill contained four words - "HEALTHY, DON'T CHEAT AGAIN".

29. I Made My Ex-Husband's Engagement a Bit Dirty

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u/like4myself: After getting the divorce papers after Chris cheated on me, I immediately started making a plan to get revenge on him and his lover.

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I sneaked into the ex's yard while those two were having dinner in the restaurant. A car and my new acquaintance Chuck were already waiting on the street, who was in business for $100. They took little time to get into the pool's water. Chuck giggled at me with his toothless mouth and opened the valve.

The pool quickly changed color, and the smell drifted over the fence. By the way, I bought liters of sewage from a farmer I know and connected the hose to the pool. Think bathing in sh1t is disgusting? Yep!

30. I Shamed Cheating Husband in the Bowling Club in Front of His Friends and Mistress

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u/car4kitty: I found out that my husband, Michael, was cheating. She eavesdropped on his phone conversation with the "dudes"; he even promised to introduce them to his mistress at the Saturday bowling game. "That bastard! I will arrange an unforgettable game for you!"

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My husband has athletic, pumped-up legs and constantly flaunts them, wearing skinny jeans. I did a little work on the seams of his favorite pair that he wore to the game.

On the game day, I arrived early and sat upstairs with a cocktail, waiting for the show. Michael brought his chain and bragged to his idiot friends.

Then the game began, and Michael was ready to strike with the balls. He bent down for the shot, and "SNAP SNAP" - his pants came apart right on his ass.

MICHAEL IS NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR! I waited until everyone was laughing and gave him the divorce papers.

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